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You might be a redneck if:

  I am a major fan of redneck humor. Ya see, I grew up in Alaska and survived because of duct tape and baling wire and WD40!  Thanks to my daddy!

Recently a friend of ours was invited into their next door neighbor’s house to see what the old owner did to his livingroom walls. It seems he didn’t want to over exert himself when it came to painting them.  Usually when you paint a room, you move everything away from the walls, like for instance; furniture and bookcases, potted plants, drapes, the litter box, etc…  Not this guy.  Seems he just painted around every bit of it.  If it was against the wall, it stayed against the wall.   When he moved out and took all his belongings with him, he left a nice painted outline of every piece of furniture, stack of books, curtains, etc…that you can imagine.

Ahhh, the life of a redneck, the cheapest and easiest way to live!   Helps save on paint too!

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